Superman ....

prerequisites :

• a decent enuf but a busy road ( particularly with Trucks plying on )


• a Haryanvi JAT truck driver whose has recently lost in Jalandar GP


• a well geared bike

so here is how it begins ....

Over take the truck from the right side , blow the customary horn , i think i blew it for a few seconds more than what was required :P

This tickles the wrong nerves of the all egoistic JAT and here he comes, pressing down the accelerator of the truck , blowing his bull horn n mumbling not so sweetly "Sade naal Race...aan"

suddenly u will realise that sme thing has gone terribly wrong on the road .. n before u can get ur all occupied mind to grab the situation u will find the overly decorated truck trying to kiss the tail lamp of ur bike .......

The superman in u is awakened and all u do is open the throttle to full n zoom ahead .....this constitutes miskate no.2 ............ which in no way can be forgiven and arnd 1500 mts ahead u will find the JAT seeing eye to eye with u ......before u understand the gravity of the situation some magnetic force keeps pushing u to the divider on the road with the truck so close ; u wish only the other sex shud be .....

All gates open up n here u go flying in air on to the divider with ur bike dancing down the road ...cars screeching in the backdrop ...... and the superman in u fizzes out may be scared of the big mucchi of JAT. It all happens in a trice n the moment u look up arnd 50 eyes surround u except the 1 who caused all this .....

With some support and a hell lot of "kaise chala ta hai " n stuff u keep ur face hidden in the helmet ...dabbing both hands with some cloth to stop the tricking blood u go to pick up the mean machine ....get some of the basic elements back in shape n after sme good advice from ppl arnd off u go to the nearest hospital ......

Sitting back on the dressing table while a cute nurse applies some iodine solution to the bruises its time to introspect wat caused the wrath of JAT to fall upon u .......was it the horn or the clash between the superhero within u n the one driving the Truck ???

PS: Author recommends to always wear a helmet while riding a bike.